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About rhondamhall

I am employed full time and am a humor writer & bicycle enthusiast.

Almost everything I learned about life, I learned on a Long-Distance Bike Ride.

I rode in BRAN, Bike Ride Across Nebraska, in 1983, and 1984 and then took a hiatus until 2010. We all have memory loss I hadn’t remembered that sometimes you get sore while riding. Share with Others In fact, I … Continue reading

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It Seemed Like Only Yesterday

It seemed like only yesterday, the weather was cold, and I didn’t want to go outside. It seemed like only yesterday; it was Christmas, and we were trying to decide what to do for dinner. It seemed like only yesterday. … Continue reading

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Morton Meadows’ Musings

I haven’t posted a blog in a while and this is actually a short story I wrote for a contest. The assignment: take a writing prompt and make a story out of it. The prompt:  There’s a house that gives … Continue reading

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The Click Bait Follies

I’ve been a victim of click-bait. If you don’t know what that is: (on the Internet) content whose main purpose is to attract attention and encourage visitors to click on a link to a particular web page. I’m sure we … Continue reading

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Tales From The Lawn

I mowed my lawn the other day, just an ordinary activity that most of us do. While pushing my mower up a side hill, the neighbor’s lawn service pulled up in front of my house. They proceeded to unload their … Continue reading

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Flip Flop Haters

I had a co-worker who hated feet. He said when all his kids and grandkids reached five-years-old he gave them a pair of shoes and told them, “Cover up. It’s not cute anymore.” I thought that was so hilarious I … Continue reading

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Effed up

In one of my writer’s groups, we had a discussion about the “F” word. Actually, the discussion was about the overuse of the “F” word. Years ago, I watched the movie Midnight Run with Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin. I … Continue reading

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The Annual Family Reunion/Trek

We held our annual family reunion in Gordon Nebraska this year, just like we did three years ago. We have one every year, and we always have a great time. Three years ago, one of my cousin’s took us on a trek/tour … Continue reading

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The Newspaper Thief

When I lived in an apartment, I had the Sunday morning newspaper delivered. One morning, as I headed out the door, I discovered my paper was missing. I called the Omaha World-Herald and they brought me another one. The main entrance to our … Continue reading

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The Untimely Demise of Elmer Fudd

I was out for a jog the other afternoon, or my attempt at jogging, and I noticed a man up ahead. Then I saw a rabbit doing the hundred yard dash right towards me. That’s when the man pointed at the rabbit and a … Continue reading

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